Escape From L.A. (1996)

Escape From L.A. (1996)

Nameless mook

Synopsis: Everyone’s favorite action hero Snake Plissken (Kurt Russell) is recruited to go behind enemy lines to execute the president’s daughter (A.J. Langer) for wearing hotpants and “do me” boots. Snake is also supposed to retrieve a CD player thing that’s a remote control for the universal “off” switch.

Al’s Role: Al plays one of the Shadow Warriors who hangs with she-man Hershe (Pam Grier). Every time it shows her he’s in the background doing henchman stuff, and he gets to do his fair share of fighting in this one as well. He goes medieval with his futuristic machine gun and gets to hang glide into the final battle scene.

Al Dialogue: Al doesn’t say anything, but he screams briefly when he dies.

Al Dies: Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. After wiping out half a dozen villians, he climbs into a getaway chopper which gets hit with a rocket shortly after takeoff. He’s the burning thug on the far left.

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Al is Not Impressed
Al has Snake covered

Miller Lite commercial (1986)

The Claw

Synopsis: In the mid-1980s, there was a comedian named Joe Piscopo. After he left Saturday Night Live, he appeared in a couple of movies and he made commercials for Miller Lite beer. In one of these commercials, Joe impersonated Bruce Lee. He fought ninjas and karate dudes, and at the end Al Leong comes running out with a claw on his hand, rather like Mr. Han in Enter the Dragon. Joe punches Al and then proceeds to cut up a pizza. At the time, it was considered a harmless spoof. Nowadays, this would probably be considered racist.

Al’s Role: I have called him “The Claw”, but really, Al plays a nameless parody of Mr. Han from Enter The Dragon.

Al Dialogue: “Hyaaaaah!” (dubbed)

Al Dies: Al survives! He does lose his claw hand, though.

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Die Hard (1988)

Die Hard (1988)

Uli

Synopsis: Al and a group of “terrorists” interrupt a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza office building to steal the contents of the safe.

Al’s Role: Al plays Uli, one of the “terrorists”. His big scene is when he breaks into a candy machine and steals a Nestle Crunch bar. Al has a pretty vital role, actually. It’s his job to place the explosives on the roof to blow the hostages to smithereens. Unfortunately, some cowboy from New York City plugs him on his way back from the roof.

Al Dialogue: Such classic lines as “You got it.” and “Move it! Come on! Let’s Go!”

Al Dies: Toward the end while returning from the roof, Al is shot by McClane (Bruce Willis).

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I'm sure no one will mind...
Nom nom nom
O HAI BRUCE

Action Jackson (1988)

Action Jackson (1988)

Dellaplane’s Chauffeur

Synopsis: A tough New York City cop (Carl Weathers) goes on a manhunt for drug dealers. (You’ll be seeing this plot again, and again, and again, and again…)

Al’s Role: The head honcho Dellaplane’s chauffeur and right hand man. He is only visible for a couple of minutes, total. First, there’s a brief closeup of him watching Craig T. Nelson as he whoops the hell out of one of his karate students. A short while later, the villain finds it necessary to shoot Sharon Stone through the gut after she has fallen for the hero. Al bursts in the door, gun in hand, to see what the trouble is.

Al Dialogue: Once the karate kid has been severely beaten, Dellaplane tells Al to take him away — thus leading to his only dialogue in the film: “Yes sir.”

Al Dies: During one of the climactic battle scenes. He only has time to show off a few martial arts tornado kicks before an extra puts several bullets in the poor guy’s chest. That’s right: he’s not even killed by a main character.

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Ouch!

Godzilla (1998)

Godzilla (1998)

Nameless fisherman

Synopsis: A gigantic lizard tears apart Manhattan.

Al’s Role: One of the fishermen aboard the ship at the beginning. He gets a long closeup shortly before the big lizard takes a swipe at him.

Al Dialogue: If Al says anything, it’s lost in the noise from the ship being torn apart.

Al Dies: It’s hard to say exactly what the cause of death is. It shows him sitting there, then a gigantic claw swings in front of him, and when it moves away, Al is gone. I can’t decide whether he was stomped, slashed, or drowned. In any case, Al gets killed by Godzilla, and that has to count for something.

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Hey... did you guys hear something?

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Genghis Khan

Synopsis: Two high school dufuses (Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter) are granted the gift of a time traveling phone booth so that they can pick up historical figures for a major school report.

Al’s Role: The great Mongolian barbarian, Genghis Khan (like you didn’t know that). Yes, this movie cast Al in probably his most recognizable part ever. He does it all in this one, setting many records for his personal career. He gets to ride a skateboard, twirl a bat and kiss a girl! Way to go Al! Many people will remember him from this one because of his trademark sporting goods romp.

Al Dialogue: Grunts and Mongolian chatter.

Al Dies: In 1227 AD, after returning to his own time and trying to drown the memory of Bill and Ted in an ocean of blood (if only it were that easy!).

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Al Leong as Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan in a phone booth

Lethal Weapon (1987)

Lethal Weapon

Endo

Synopsis: A pair of ruthless cops go after drug dealers. How original.

Al’s Role: Endo, the villainous torturer/band director. He makes all the female viewers jealous by paddling Mel Gibson’s naked chest in the shower. He also makes a couple of interesting faces as he fries the bejeezus out of the poor guy.

Al Dialogue:“You call this music? I could get a band ten times as good for half the price. Now I want to pack this place tonight and I don’t want to hear any of this shit. Now let’s get it right.” – Al to the band.

“He knows shit. We’re safe. He’d have told us. Nobody can take that.” – Al to Mr. Joshua after torturing the hero.

“Sorry pal. Say good night.” – Al to the frying man as he’s about to put an end to him.

Al Dies: He ends up being strangled to death by Riggs’ feet.

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Al Leong as Endo

Endo torturing Riggs

Big Trouble In Little China (1986)

Big Trouble In Little China

Wing Kong Hatchet Man

Synopsis: Trucker Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time when his friend recruits him for a rescue mission into the depths of Chinatown.

Al’s Role: The role he was born to play — the hatchet wielding Wing Kong hatchet man, one of the lead thugs. He’s still a thug, but hey — he’s got rank this time. He really gets to show off his stuff in this one: battling yellow turbans (and winning!) in the alleyway, twirling his cleavers with great skill, and fighting for his life with a large spear thing in the end battle. Unfortunately, he doesn’t hold out long before one of the good guys slices open his belly.

Al Dialogue: A raucous scream as the alley fight begins. Hey, it’s an impressive scream.

Al Dies: In the climactic final battle, when his insides become his outsides.

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Al Leong as Wing Kong Hatchet Man