Wing Kong Hatchet Man

Synopsis: Trucker Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time when his friend recruits him for a rescue mission into the depths of Chinatown.

Al’s Role: The role he was born to play — the hatchet wielding Wing Kong hatchet man, one of the lead thugs. He’s still a thug, but hey — he’s got rank this time. He really gets to show off his stuff in this one: battling yellow turbans (and winning!) in the alleyway, twirling his cleavers with great skill, and fighting for his life with a large spear thing in the end battle. Unfortunately, he doesn’t hold out long before one of the good guys slices open his belly.

Al Dialogue: A raucous scream as the alley fight begins. Hey, it’s an impressive scream.

Al Dies: In the climactic final battle, when his insides become his outsides.

See Also:

• Big Trouble In Little China (Internet Movie Database)
• Big Trouble In Little China (Amazon.com)
• Lo Pan Style (Gangnam Style Parody)